 Spanish? Cool!
At last! Some one interested in our course! Wellcome traveler! this web page was disigned for two groups of people: Those who have never seen a spanish word in their life, please turn your mouse to here and those who think themselfs experts and only want to learn a bit of chileanisims slip through this link. Of course, if your wanto be nosy and look in to the other categoties, you can (that takes half of the pleasure out of snooping, doesn't it?). Though I don't recomend you get lost in the maze (sometimes even I get lost) of links.
Right, so you are very más o menos in your spanish, eh? This page is for you. First we will guide you through the shark infested waters of basic pronounciation, throw in some words to chase the sharkes away and finaly show you how to tie all of this in to a rope called "talking-in-spanish" to pull your self out. How does it sound? If it doesn't sound good, go take a jump in a lake -and hopefully it has pirannas in it. Get the message? This is a no non-sence course that will grab you by the mouse and ram the spanish language down your gulllet (better start doing throat-stretching excercises -you just might need 'em).
By now I'm going to suppose that you are interested at least somewhat in picking up a bit of spanish (By the way, if you are interested in snagging some hag or stud, knowing a forgen languaje is pretty usefull). Just nudge the Continue button below:
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Let's see. We have someone here who thinks he is an espert in languages. Shall we find out how much you know? Or do we just take you for your word as an honest person? We'll take the last. Tú puedes hablar y conversar en la lengua catellana igual - y quizás mejor que yo, por que soy inglés. Si quieres agregar a tus conocimientos un poco de chilenismos, llegaste a la página perfecta. Esta sección no es compatible con los otros, por que no está presentado en forma de un curso, sino como una página informativa. Pero la diversion no termina, sigue, pero en castellano. (No sé si has observado que refiero al "español" como "castellano". Es que los chilenos creen que hablan la lengua perfecta. Creídos, ¿cierto?)
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