. . . or check your status if you're an advanced pilot:
The darkened wonder names are those
you have already visited:
from the joint presidents:
The fact that you have responded to our newspaper ad shows that you are a discriminating consumer with an eye for a good deal, and also, a great deal of questions about our universe and its many wonders. We thank you sincerely for your interest in our little business venture and hope your time with us is everything you are looking for in a vacation and more.
Before you embark on your tour of the wonders themselves, there are a few issues to address. The four buttons to the extreme left and above "Board" make up our Home Station Orientation Procedures and are very important. They help ensure that the journey you are about to take is as enjoyable and informative as possible.
Please review these procedures before boarding, for your own sake.
Thank you and enjoy your trip,
Henning and Andrew, Co-founders