Who built the Pyramids?
Who killed JF Kennedy?
Is Elvis still alive?
Why is Keith Richards still alive?
Who was Jack the Ripper?
Why didn't Alan Donald run?

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Before he was terminated by the Dallas Cowboys football team, Coach Barry Switzer was seeking advice all around the NFL on what ingredient makes for a winning football team. He eventually sought out Steve Mariucci of the San Francisco Forty-Niners, who told him that the MOST important thing to having a winning football team was to have a quarterback who was extremely smart and as proof he took him over to quarterback, Steve Young, and asked Steve this question: "Who is your father's brother's nephew?"
Steve Young without hesitating a moment answered, "Me."

When Switzer returned to the Cowboys practice facilities, he went over to Troy Aikman and asked him the same question: "Who is your father's brother's nephew?"
Troy thought about it for a moment and told the coach he needed some more time to come up with the right answer. Then Troy went over to Deion Sanders and asked Deion the same question.

Deion, replied, "Why it's me!" So Troy Aikman went back to coach Switzer and said, "I have the answer, it's Deion Sanders."
"No, No!" replied Switzer, "you're wrong, it's Steve Young."

Baseball, "America's Favorite Pastime," has reached its annual championship as the World Series is played this week. Of course, many of you may not realize that baseball was first discussed in the Bible.

In Genesis God makes reference to Baseball. As you are probably aware Genesis starts,

"In the Big Inning...."

Two buddies Frank and Steve were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire adult lives, Frank and Steve discussed baseball history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Frank passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Steve awoke to the sound of Frank's voice from beyond. "Frank is that you?" Steve asked. "Of course it's me," Frank replied. "This is unbelievable!" Steve exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Steve."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."