Jokes from Around the World

PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.

The following jokes have been submitted from people around the world who have visited LOL To Good Health. If you would like to add your own joke, please click here.

Onedayamanandhiwifeweretalkingaboutfixingaleakundertheink.Thewomanakedthemanifhewouldfixitandhereplied,'WhatdoIlooklike;aplumber.'Thenextdaywhenherhubandcamehomefromworktheinkwafixed.Themanakedhowmuchtheplumberhadcot.Shetoldherhubandthattheplumberhadtoldherthathecouldeitherbakehimacake,orhaveexwithhim.Thehubandakedwhatkindofcakehehadmadetheplumberandthewomanreplied,'WhatdoIlooklikeBettyCrocker.'

Crystal, Inverness Florida
Mon Feb 24 08:23:35 2003

whatpirateworeexpeniveunderwear?
LongJohnSilver

Amanda Volkerding, Cinti. Ohio
Wed Feb 12 10:02:40 2003

Whatdoyoucallaboyfriendwhocan'ttopthinkingabouthigirlfriend?

HehagoneGIRLFRIENDCRAZY!

Mandi Parker, Columbus,Ohio
Tue Feb 11 10:57:11 2003

Iwawalkingtothe..DOH!!

Homer Simpson, Springfield
Wed Dec 18 12:40:18 2002

Roearered,violetareblue,Godmademepretty,butwhathappenedtoyou?!!!

Deanna , Columbus, Ohio
Fri Nov 8 19:03:34 2002

what'theharpetthingintheworld?
afartbecaueitgoerightthroughyourunderwearandpant'anddontevenleavea

danielle, newark,ohio
Thu Nov 7 22:40:56 2002

Thebathroomlight

An80yearoldmanwentforhiannualcheckupandthedoctoraid,”Friend,foryourageyou’reinthebethapeI’veeen.”

Theoldfellerreplied,“Yep.Itcomefromcleanliving.WhyIknowILiveagood,clean,pirituallife.”

Thedoctoraked,“Whatmakeyouaythat?”

Theoldmanreplied,“IfIdidn’tliveagood,cleanlifetheLordwouldn’tturnthebathroomlightonformeeverytimeIgetupinthemiddleofthenight.”

Thedocwaconcerned.

”Youmeanwhenyougetupinthenighttogotothebathroom,theLordHimelfturnonthelightforyou?”

”Yep,”theoldmanaid,“WheneverIgetuptogotothebathroom,theLordturnthelightonforme.”

Well,thedoctordidn’tayanythingele,butwhentheoldman’wifecameinforhercheckup,hefelthehadtoletherknowwhatherhubandaid.

”Ijutwantyoutoknow,”thedoctoraid.“Yourhuband’infinephyicalhapebutI’mworriedabouthimentalcondition.Hetoldmethateverynightwhenhegetuptogotothebathroom,theLordturnthelightonforhim.”

”Hewhat?”hecried.

”Heaideverynightwhenhegetuptogotothebathroom,theLordturnthelightonforhim.”

”Aha!!!”heexclaimed.“Sohe’theonewho’beenpeeingintherefrigerator!”

unknown, Bermuda
Thu Nov 7 08:32:22 2002

Youareofat,thatwheneverelephantwalkby,everyonetartinging'WEAREFAMILY!!!'

Aaron H., WI
Wed Oct 30 12:03:07 2002

WHATDOSESOPHIAUSEFORTOILETPAPER?
AROCK

sophisticated, AMERIC
Sun Oct 20 18:08:31 2002

WHATDOSESOPHIAUSEFORTOILETPAPER?

sophisticated, AMERIC
Sun Oct 20 18:07:45 2002

whyiitohardforagirlyopeein
themorning?
haveyouevertriedtopreadagrill
chee

rivers cowomo, westfield
Thu Oct 17 09:54:15 2002

Whydidthemexicanputicecubeinhi
noe?
Tokeephilunchcold

Rivers Cowomo, westfield
Thu Oct 17 09:52:29 2002

whatthedifferencebetweenin-lawand
outlaw?

outlawarewante

Rivers Cowomo, westfield
Thu Oct 17 09:49:49 2002

howcanyoutelloneendofawormfrom
another?
putitinabowlofflourandwaitfor
ittofar

eric lucia, westfield mass
Thu Oct 17 09:46:34 2002

Whydoen'talikeavibrater
Becaueithurtherteethtomuch.

cASSY sPAKE, Cavendish, Australia
Sun Oct 13 22:50:51 2002

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