PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.
PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.
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Mon Jun 2 10:20:43 2003
roe-are-red-violet-are-blue
how-do-you-cope-with-your-boyfriend,
when-he-wont-to-marry-you.
Thu Apr 24 15:17:27 2003
roearered,violetareblue,
howdoyoucopewithaCobra,
whenitcometoattackyou.
frommandiparker
ingrovecityOhio,
Thu Apr 24 15:08:00 2003
Therewaacityboyandacountryboy.Thecountryboywenttoviithicouinthecityboy.Whilehewathere,theywenttothefair.Allthelinefortheridewerereallylongotheydecidedtowalkaroundforawhile.Whiletheywerewalkingtheycameacroalargegroupofpeople.Theythoughtitmightbeamugging,otheyworkedthroughthecrowdtoee.Whentheygottothefronttheyawamanjumpingupanddownonamancoveryelling21andhewagettingreallyhigh.Finally,hetoppedandgotoffofthemancover.Helookedatthecrowdandakedifanyoneelewantedtotry.Thecountryboy,knowingthathecouldn'tjumpveryhigh,deidedtogiveitahot.Hetartjumpingonthemancoverandhewagettingprettyhigh.Forhilatjump,hedeidedtogiveithiall.Hecroucheddownnjumpedahighahecould.Hegotlike7or8feetintheair!But,onthewaybackdown,themanbeforehimpulledthemanoutfromunderhim,theboyfellthrough,andtheotherguyreplacedthemancover,tartedjumpingonitagainandyelled'22!!'
Wed Apr 23 11:16:00 2003
Agrahopperwalkintoabarandthebartenderlookathimanday,'Youknowwehaveadrinknamedafteryou.'
Thegrahopperlookathimanday,'Who'dwanttonameadrinkSteve?'
Wed Apr 16 18:31:51 2003
knock-knock-who'-there?
cott-cott-who?
-cott-nothing-todo-with-you!ha-ha-ha
Thu Mar 27 07:12:34 2003
whatdoyoucalladeerwithnoeye.......
noidea!hahahahaha
Thu Mar 27 07:09:54 2003
whatadogwithnolegcalled?
anoleggeddoggie.
bighebadoggiegotbigheba
Thu Mar 27 07:06:26 2003
What'greenandhairy?
Agorillapickingitnoe
Thu Mar 27 06:58:22 2003
Quetion:Whatdidthecarpetaytothefloor?
Anwer:Ihavegotucovered.
Mon Mar 24 10:34:31 2003
An-old-man-wanted-to-pade-hi-potato-garden,-but-it-wa-very-hard-work.-Hi-only-on,-Bubba,-who-ued-to-help-him,-wa-in-jail.-So,-the-man-wrote-hi-on-a-letter-and-it-aid,-“Dear-Bubba,-I’m-rather-diappointed.-It-look-a-though-I-won’t-be-able-to-plant-my-potato-garden-thi-year,-a-I’m-to-old-and-weak-to-pade-the-plot-of-land-myelf.-If-you-were-here,-I-know-that-you-would-help-me.-Love,-Dad.”-A-couple-day-later-the-old-man-received-a-letter-from-hi-on-that-aid“Dear-Dad,-For-Heaven’-ake-don’t-dig-up-THAT-garden!-That’-where-I-buried-the-bodie!-Love-Bubba.”-The-next-morning-at-4-am,-the-FBI-howed-up-at-the-old-man’-houe-and-dug-up-the-entire-area-without-finding-any-bodie.-They-apologized-and-left.-That-ame-day,-the-man-received-a-econd-letter-from-hi-on-and-it-aid,“Dear-Dad,-Go-ahead-and-plant-your-potato-garden-now.-It-wa-the-only-thing-I-could-come-up-with-under-the-cirtance!-Love,-Bubba”
Thu Mar 13 12:03:24 2003
Anoldmanwantedtopadehipotatogarden,butitwaveryhardwork.Hionlyon,Bubba,whouedtohelphim,wainjail.So,themanwrotehionaletteranditaid,“DearBubba,I’mratherdiappointed.ItlookathoughIwon’tbeabletoplantmypotatogardenthiyear,aI’mtooldandweaktopadetheplotoflandmyelf.Ifyouwerehere,Iknowthatyouwouldhelpme.Love,Dad.”Acoupledaylatertheoldmanreceivedaletterfromhionthataid“DearDad,ForHeaven’akedon’tdigupTHATgarden!That’whereIburiedthebodie!LoveBubba.”Thenextmorningat4am,theFBIhowedupattheoldman’houeandduguptheentireareawithoutfindinganybodie.Theyapologizedandleft.Thatameday,themanreceivedaecondletterfromhionanditaid,“DearDad,Goaheadandplantyourpotatogardennow.ItwatheonlythingIcouldcomeupwithunderthecirtance!Love,Bubba'
Thu Mar 13 11:55:32 2003
How_can_an_elephant_hide_himelf_in_a_
cherry_tree?_He_paint_hi_feet_red!
Thu Mar 6 10:59:50 2003
Howcananelephanthidehimelfina
cherrytree?
Hepainthifeetred!
Thu Mar 6 10:56:54 2003
KNOCKKNOCK?who'there?IPEipewho?IPOO!
Tue Mar 4 18:12:37 2003
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