Jokes from Around the World

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BoB shnitslevagionvandorfgoncougotinstineinberg, a pig
Fri Oct 3 12:06:33 2003

AMOUSELIVEDINASHOE!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!

FRED FREDDERSON, Fredtopia, Fredland, FU
Fri Oct 3 13:03:34 2003

Mynameibrettbretteron!!!HAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAAHAAA!

Brett Bretterson, BrettLand
Fri Oct 3 12:01:32 2003

Amanwalkintoapurplehotelwearingapurplecoat.Hewalkacrothepurpleflooruptothepurplecounterandtalktothebellhopwhoiwearingallpurple.Thebellhoptakehimupthepurpletair,throughthepurplehall,throughthepurpledoorandintothepurpleroom.Themanlaydownonthepurplebedandfallaleeptaringatthepurpleceilingthinkingaboutthecolorpurple.
Anothermanwalkintothepurplehotelwearingapurplecoat.Hewalkacrothepurpleflooruptothepurplecounterandtalktothebellhopwhoiwearingallpurple.Thebellhoptakehimupthepurpletair,throughthepurplehall,throughthepurpledoorandintothepurpleroom.Themanlaydownonthepurplebedandfallaleeptaringatthepurpleceilingthinkingaboutthecolorpurple.
Thelatmanwalkintoapurplehotelwearingapurplecoat.Hewalkacrothepurpleflooruptothepurplecounterandtalktothebellhopwhoiwearingallpurple.Thebellhoptakehimupthepurpletair,throughthepurplehall,throughthepurpledoorandintothepurpleroom.Themanlaydownonthepurplebedandfallaleeptaringatthepurpleceilingthinkingaboutthecolorpurple.
Thenextmorningthefirtmangoedownthepurpletairandintothepurplediningroom.Heitdownatapurpletableanddecidetoeatomebreakfat.Hewalkpatthepurplebenchovertothepurplecounter,pickupapurplebowlandpouromepurple'CornFlake'andpurplemilk.
Thentheecondmangoedownthepurpletairandintothepurplediningroom.Heitdownatapurpletableanddecidetoeatomebreakfat.Hewalkpatthepurplebenchovertothepurplecounter,pickupapurplebowlandpouromepurple'FruitLoop'andpurplemilk.
Thenthethirdmangoedownthepurpletairandintothepurplediningroom.Heitdownatapurpletableanddecidetoeatomebreakfat.Hewalkpatthepurplebenchovertothepurplecounter,pickupapurplebowlandpouromepurple'CornFlake'andpurplemilk.

Andthatjutgoetohowyouthat2outof3peoplechooe'CornFlake'over'FruitLoop'

Tori, Tennessee
Tue Sep 16 14:24:48 2003

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n, n
Mon Sep 8 21:08:02 2003

(Iwrotethione)

Whatithethemeongforpeoplewhohaveoveractivebladder?
'HelpMeMakeItThroughtheNight'

Eileen Stratidakis, Atlanta, GA
Tue Aug 12 12:57:56 2003

Onedaytherewa3peopleinanelevator.TherewaShaggy,ShaniaTwain,andBritneySpear.Somebodyfart.Shaggygoe,'Wan'tme.'Shaniagoe,'Thatdon'timprememuch.'andfinallyBritneyay,'OppIdiditagain!'Thenextdaytheame3peoplewereintheelevatoragain.Somebodyfart.Shaggygoe,'Wan'tme.'Shaniagoe,'Thatdon'timprememuch.'ThentheyalllookatBritneyandheay,'STRONGERTHANYESTERDAY!'

Alexandra Rose , Iowa
Wed Aug 6 10:48:58 2003

Apathwalkedintoapubandaiddon'tervetheredpathhe'abitofacyclepath!HAHAWASN'TTHATFUNNY

like why should you care, MIGHTY MIGHTY BLACKPOOL
Sun Jun 8 14:52:29 2003

whatdoyoucallawhogettuckinafreezer?icecube!

cassie raddatz, menasha
Mon Jun 2 12:43:12 2003

knokknok,who'therememewhomeoff

john bad, america
Mon Jun 2 12:30:48 2003

Howtogetagirlonailand1.buyhercandy2.givehercandy3.Ifallelefaleopenamall

Tyler Berg, Menasha,WI
Mon Jun 2 11:37:12 2003

GOTHPEOPLESuCK

steve stevenson, menasha WI
Mon Jun 2 11:35:47 2003

Aguywalkintoalibraryandamanakhimifheknowwhereabooki.heanwer'ye'

Anotherguywalkintoachineereturauntandthewaiterakifhewantforkandknifeorchoptickheanwer,'forkAndknive'

Anotherguygoetoacandytoreandeecandy(ofcoure)andyell'GOODYGOODYGUMDROPS'

Theyallwalkeddownthetreetnexttoeachother.Apolicemanakiftheydidthemurderdownthetreet.Thefirtguyanwer'ye'Thecopakthemwhatweapontheyuedtheecondguyanwer'forkandknive'Thecopakthethirdguyifhewouldlikeithifriendwenttojailheyell'GOODYGOODYGUMDROPS'

Dorthy, LA
Mon Jun 2 11:33:56 2003

yo/mamma/o/fat/he/jumped/in/the/ocean/and/the/whale/tarted/ingin/we/are/family/my/brother/and/my/iter/and/me!

Krista, menasha
Mon Jun 2 11:32:27 2003

MetallicakickbootyandSYSTEMOFADOWNkickbutt

steve stevensonthe third, WI menasha
Mon Jun 2 11:30:46 2003

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