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Thatmeegebelow
provemypoint!

gab, wakeman ohio
Tue Feb 24 19:55:01 2004

youareallcrackheadandeveryjokeimeedupbytheitemahingwordtogether.Likewetalklikehomoapianbutthatokaylifehaitquirk.

gab, wakeman ohio
Tue Feb 24 19:53:26 2004

WHYWASEVERYONELEAVINGHUNGARYJACKS?
BECAUSEDROPPEDAWHOPPER.

RICKI, WALLA WALLA
Sun Feb 22 19:02:50 2004

Sothimajiciangetajobtodohiacteverynightforfivedayonacruiehip.Sohedoehiacteverynight.Wellonthethirdnight,thecaptainparrot,whowaittinginthefrontrow,tartedhacklingthemajician.'itinhileeve'theparrotwoulday.'hiaitanthait'.Welltheparrotwentonandonuntiltheendofthehow.Thatnightthehiphitaniceburgandink.Themajicianwakeuponapieceofdriftwoodandtheparrotiittingontheendofthewood.Theybothtareateachotherfor2dayanddontayaword.Finally,theparrotay,'ok,igive,wheretheboat'

nathan blank, norwalk ohio
Wed Jan 21 16:48:17 2004

e, e
Fri Jan 16 10:50:21 2004

e, e
Fri Jan 16 10:50:17 2004

e, e
Fri Jan 16 10:47:50 2004

yourmammaofathetepona
dollarandmadechange.

egg, egg
Fri Jan 16 10:44:46 2004

Therewerethreeladythatwanted
tobecomenun,theprietayu
havetodoatleatonethingbad.
ThefirtnuncomeinandayI
killedomeone,theprietaidgo
haveadrinkoftheHolywater.
TheecondladycameinandayI
hokedomeoeandtheprietaid
gohaveadrinkoftheHolywater.
ThethirdladycomeinandayI
peedintheHolywater.
Getit?theyjutdrankfromtheHoly
waterandhepeedinit.
LoLolololol

Stephanie, Illinois
Fri Jan 16 10:43:35 2004

Ourlatfightbetweenmeandmywifewamyfault.SheakedmewhatwaontheT.V.,iaidDUST!!

nathan blank, norwalk ohio
Tue Dec 23 18:32:22 2003

poop

asdfas, asdfa
Fri Dec 5 16:17:02 2003

Hi,MynameiHarry
Gooch

Jeremy , Canada
Fri Dec 5 16:15:43 2003

thereonceweretwoladieatthepearly
gate.thefirtladyakedtheecondhow
hedied.thefirtladyaidihadaheart
attack.thefirtwomanthenakthethe
econdladyhowhehaddied.heaidi
frozetodeath.theecondladythenaked
howhehadtheheartattack.heaidi
thoughtmyhubandwacheatingonme.
owhenicamehomefromworkoneday
earlyiwenttomyroom.myhubandwa
layingtherequietly.oicheckedthe
bathroom.noonewathere.oichecked
theatticnoonewathere.andthenihad
myheartattackanddied.theecondlady
thenaidifonlyyouhadcheckedthe
freezerneitherofuwouldofdied.

Oscar Dude, the deep south Australia
Fri Dec 5 16:15:40 2003

mynameiharrygoochjr!

dude, judia
Fri Dec 5 16:15:39 2003

Hi,MynameiHarry
Gooch

Jeremy , Canada
Fri Dec 5 16:14:27 2003

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