Jokes from Around the World

PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.

The following jokes have been submitted from people around the world who have visited LOL To Good Health. If you would like to add your own joke, please click here.

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Anony Mouse, United States
Sun Sep 1 17:20:59 2002

athiefwatryingtobreakupalockofatore.uddenlytheownerofthetorecomeonhim.thethieftartedcryining'plzleavemeiwillnotdothatagain'theownerreplied'itokfriendihavealolotthekeyucancarryon'

atif khan, pakistan
Sun Jul 28 04:51:08 2002

twopeoplewerefightingonaway.
amanwacroingthemotheydecidedtoakhim.Sotheycallthemanandakedthemthatthecircleapperinthekyiunormoon.
othemanmadeaadface,tartwalikingandwithoutwatchingbackheaid;
'orryguy.cannothelpucozmetootrangerinthicity'.

zahoor, pakistan
Sun Jul 28 04:44:12 2002

Awomanwhoelifelongdream
hadbeentogoforalonghoreback
rideonedayfinallygotthe
opportunitytohaveherdreamrealized.
Barelyabletocontainherexcitement
heclimbedupontothehore'back,
gaveitakickandyelled
gleefully'giddyuphore!'
Atfirteverythingeemedwonderful,
butthenthewomanuddenlyrealized
thathewalippingandlooingher
balanceintheaddle.Feelingabit
panicedhepulledbackontherein
andyelled'WhoaHoreWhoa!'Whenthi
hadnoeffectthewomanrealizedthat
hewalippingfurtherandwaoon
clingingtothehore'neckand
hangingunderneath,taringterror
trickenupintothehore'moutha
thehorecontinuedtorunflatout.
Jutathewomanwagettingreadyto
attempttokickherelffreeandhope
thehoedidn'ttrampleher...thetore
managercameoutandunpluggedtheride.

Karma, Kerrville, Texas
Sat Jul 13 12:33:24 2002

Q:howdoyouknowwhenaaboriginaltoleyourcar??

A:itnotthereanymore!!!

Kahlia, australia
Sun Jun 23 22:38:44 2002

Q:howdoyougetaone-armedmantofalloutofatree?

A:wavetohim

Lizzz, Aussie
Sun Jun 23 22:38:07 2002

Heyorry,thiinotajokethatIamend,althoughIhaveplenty.Ifyouhaveawaytogetmoreinfoonjeremyhotz,letmeknow.HeiofunnyandIwouldliketoeeifhehaomerecordmaterial.Thank

Allie , Bountiful Utah
Thu Jun 20 04:56:39 2002

Q:What'brownandticky?

A:Atick

Lizzz, Australia
Tue Jun 18 21:12:28 2002

whydidthegirlfallofthewing?

Shehadnoarm
lollollol

lisa, malvern
Tue Jun 18 21:09:56 2002

Q:Howdoyoumakeahamroll?

A:Puhapigdownahill!!!

Kahlia Aubert, Australia
Tue Jun 18 21:09:53 2002

Whatdidthefihaywhenhewamintothewall?Dam

Jennifer, Jacksonville, Florida
Tue Jun 11 18:41:39 2002

Whatdidthefihaywhenhewamintothewall?Dam

Jennifer, Jacksonville, Florida
Tue Jun 11 18:40:10 2002

WHATDIDTHECOWSAYTOTHEGOAT??

!!MOOOSIDEMOOOOMILKITMILKITMILKIT

JAQUITA, DELAWARE
Thu May 16 13:19:06 2002

WHYDOFATPEOPLEGOTOBUFFETS?

!!!TOEATALOTOFFOOD!!

HAHAHAHA

JAQUITA, DELAWARE
Thu May 16 13:17:57 2002

WHYDIDTHECHICKENCROSSTHEROAD?

***TOSEETHEOTHERSIDE!!

JAQUITA, DELAWARE
Thu May 16 13:15:27 2002

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