PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.
PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.
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Chris hallyburton, CobDen Lanee`, Indiana nancy hong , Visalia erika lozano, visalia Deanna a.k.a ~sweet pea~, Columbus, Ohio Nicky Balls, Ohio Angi, california John McMahon and Vicki Wynne, Liverpool (Cloud 9) s p a c e b a r , o u t e r s p a c e carly simon, kinetticut Michelle, Marshall, Minnesota Jessica, marshall Mike Nellermoe, Alexsandria, Mn Jerrod Wickler, Byron, IL Me, U.S.
Sun Oct 13 22:47:01 2002
OnlyinAmericado24hourtorehavelockonthefrontandbackdoor
Sun Oct 13 20:59:46 2002
Myfavoritejokeium...yeahallofthemwellbyebye!!
Fri Oct 4 14:42:55 2002
allofthem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Fri Oct 4 14:41:33 2002
Guyarelikeroe,youhavetowatchoutfortheprick!!!!
Wed Sep 25 22:00:12 2002
HOWDOYOUGETABLONDEPREGNANT?!?!
Fri Sep 20 13:53:54 2002
threeguywhoworkonabridgeare
takingtheirlunchbreak.thefirtone
openhilunchboxanday'eww!ihate
tunaalad!ifigetthiagaini'll
jumpoffthebridge!'theecondguy
ay'ick,igotcoldpata.ifiget
thidagain,i'lljumpofftoo.'the
thirdguyay'ick-o!ifigetthi
balognajunkagain,illjump,too!'o
thenextdaycomeandtheygettheame
tuff,andtheyalljumpoffthebridge
anddie.whenthierwivearecalledin,
th1tand2ndwiveay'whydidnthe
tellmehedidntlikehilunche?'the
thirdwifeaid'icantbelievethi
happened,hepacked
Wed Sep 18 23:40:53 2002
Whyiapenilikearubixcube?
themoreyaplaywitit,theharderitget!!!!!!
reallyfunnyhuh?!?
Tue Sep 17 11:27:41 2002
ilikeheep
Tue Sep 17 08:37:19 2002
whaycanttevewonderread?
becaueheiblack
Tue Sep 17 08:34:21 2002
3nunwantedtobecomeaint,otheywenttotheirmaterandakedhimhow.heaid,'Youmutgooutandcommitain.'oheentthemoffthatnightandtheycamebackthatmorning.hewenttothefirtnunandaid,
'Whatindidyoucommit?'
'Itolecandyfromababy.'
'Good,'heaid,'goanddrinkfromtheholywater.''Andwhataboutyou?whatindidyoucommit?'heaidtotheecondnun.
'Irobbedabank.'heaid.
'Good,goanddrinkfromtheholywater.'
Thencamethethirdnun,whowalaughinghyterically.
'Whatiyourproblem?Whatindidyoucommit?'
Whenhehadfinallytoppedlaughing,heplainlytated,
'Ipeedintheholywater...'
Mon Sep 16 15:06:44 2002
Okoitnotajokebutitfunny
WhentheAmericanfirtwentintopacetheyfoundoutthatballpointpenwouldntworkinzerogravity.
Sotheypentover12billiondollartodevelopeapenthatwouldwriteinzerogravityunderwaterandinextremetemp.
TheRuianjutuedapencil.
Mon Sep 16 14:58:24 2002
Therewerethee3menexploringtheRainforetandtheywerealltheuddencaughtbycanibal.
Thecanibalaidtheymutgooutintotheforetandfindeightfruitandcomeback.
Whenthefirtmancamebackwithappletheyleaderaidtohim,'Youmuttickalleightappleinyourbuttwithoutquintingorlaughingoryouwillbekilled!'
1.2.andquintedandhewakilled.
Theecondperoncamebackwithgrapeandtheleaderrepeatedwhatheaidtothefirtperon.
thenheput1.2.3.4.5.6.7.andontheeightoneheburtoutlaughing!
Thenthefirtandecondguymetinheavenandakedhimwhyhelaughedandheaid'iawthethirdperoncomingwithPineapple.'
Mon Sep 16 11:44:53 2002
Aduckwalkintoatoreandak,'doyougotanygwape?'
Theguyay'no'
Thenextdaytheduckwalkintothetoreagainandak,'Gotanygwape?'
Themanay'NO'
SOthenextdaytheduckwalkinandaktheman,'gotanygwape?'
towhichthemanreplie,'No,andifyouakmethatagaini'mgoingtotapleyourfeettothefloor.'
thenextdaytheDuckwalkinandaktheman'Gotanytaple?'
themanay,'NO'
'gotanygwape?'
Tue Sep 10 10:07:15 2002
Downbytheocean
ona'toptheand,
Ihotmypoorteacher,
withahugerubberband.
Icametoherfuneral.
Icametohergrave.
inteadofaflower,
Ithrewagrenade.
Sun Sep 1 17:25:37 2002
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