Jokes from Around the World
PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.

The following jokes have been submitted from people around the world who have visited LOL To Good Health. If you would like to add your own joke, please click here.


therewaakidandheneededtoknowthefirt3letteroftheabc

ohewenttohimomwhowaonthephone.hatithefirtletteroftheabc.hutup.heakedhiolderiterwhowaplayingvideogame.watithe2letteroftheabc.yababyyabecauehedidomethinggood
.thenhewenttohiyoungerbrotherwholovebatman.watithe3letterofabc.danadanadanadanadanabatman.thenhewenttohidadwhowauingthebroom.watithe4nletteroftheabc.heangaongiliveonatolletbecaueiamtheprinceofbalare.ohewwenttoclawatithe1letteroftheabchutupdouwanttogototheprincabelofficeyababyya.attheprincableoficcewhodouthinkuaredanadanadanadanabatman.wheredouliveiliveonatolletcaueiamtheprinceofbalare.

jordan t., you dont need to know that
Tue Apr 26 20:59:52 2005


thereweretooldmenand1aidamgonnaplayafootiemathnextweekdoyawanacomeandwatchmeoheaidye.thenextweekthemandiedhowaplayinfootball.thenthemanhowatillaliveheardavoiceanditaidareyatillcomintowatchmeplayfootball.

sophie, england
Tue Apr 26 14:02:59 2005


MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINKY, UR MOM GOES 2 COLLEGE
Mon Apr 18 09:26:02 2005


Ifyouhadadollarforeveryonethatcalledyouuglyyouwouldbeamillionaire...

Anugly,uglymillionaire

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:26:21 2005


Thevoiceinmyheadaretellingmetoavoidyou....oImutdoobeforeigocrazy...

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:21:57 2005


SomepeoplearelikeaSlinkyŠ...
notreallygoodforanythingbutyoutillcan'thelpbutmilewhenyoueeonetumbledownthetair.

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:20:17 2005


Holdonillbebackafterireadaignmyneighborputupyeterday.....Itay'Trepaerwillbehot.Survivorwillbehotagain!!!'Heydiduhearagunhot?OHCRUD!!!!

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:15:49 2005


WEAREBESTFRIENDS.....
YOULAUGH....ILAUGH
YOUCRY.....ICRY
YOUPLAY....IPLAY
YOUJUMPOFFABRIDGE.....
I'LLMISSYOU

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:12:15 2005


oncethereadognamedfireandhiownerthroughhimintheriverandthedogturnedof

Brandon Grullon, New York
Fri Apr 8 15:07:01 2005


Hubandcomehomecompletelydrunkandfallonthebedintantly.Hiwifetrietoundrehim(whylethimleepinhiclothe?)andeeauedcondomonhipeni(hewathatdrunk!).Thewifewaupet,butdidn'tgivein!Shetookthecondomoffandinertedituphianu(don'takhow!).
Nextmorning,theguydidnotayaword...Untillhegothiwilltogetherandakedhiwife:'HowdidIgethomeyeterday?'Hiwifereplie:'Well,omemenbroughtyouin,I'mnoturewhotheyare,butIdideethemacoupleoftimenearthebar...'

Ro Jokes from Around the World

Jokes from Around the World
PERL Scripts Written by
Ray Chan.

The following jokes have been submitted from people around the world who have visited LOL To Good Health. If you would like to add your own joke, please click here.


therewaakidandheneededtoknowthefirt3letteroftheabc

ohewenttohimomwhowaonthephone.hatithefirtletteroftheabc.hutup.heakedhiolderiterwhowaplayingvideogame.watithe2letteroftheabc.yababyyabecauehedidomethinggood
.thenhewenttohiyoungerbrotherwholovebatman.watithe3letterofabc.danadanadanadanadanabatman.thenhewenttohidadwhowauingthebroom.watithe4nletteroftheabc.heangaongiliveonatolletbecaueiamtheprinceofbalare.ohewwenttoclawatithe1letteroftheabchutupdouwanttogototheprincabelofficeyababyya.attheprincableoficcewhodouthinkuaredanadanadanadanabatman.wheredouliveiliveonatolletcaueiamtheprinceofbalare.

jordan t., you dont need to know that
Tue Apr 26 20:59:52 2005


thereweretooldmenand1aidamgonnaplayafootiemathnextweekdoyawanacomeandwatchmeoheaidye.thenextweekthemandiedhowaplayinfootball.thenthemanhowatillaliveheardavoiceanditaidareyatillcomintowatchmeplayfootball.

sophie, england
Tue Apr 26 14:02:59 2005


MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINKY, UR MOM GOES 2 COLLEGE
Mon Apr 18 09:26:02 2005


Ifyouhadadollarforeveryonethatcalledyouuglyyouwouldbeamillionaire...

Anugly,uglymillionaire

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:26:21 2005


Thevoiceinmyheadaretellingmetoavoidyou....oImutdoobeforeigocrazy...

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:21:57 2005


SomepeoplearelikeaSlinkyŠ...
notreallygoodforanythingbutyoutillcan'thelpbutmilewhenyoueeonetumbledownthetair.

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:20:17 2005


Holdonillbebackafterireadaignmyneighborputupyeterday.....Itay'Trepaerwillbehot.Survivorwillbehotagain!!!'Heydiduhearagunhot?OHCRUD!!!!

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:15:49 2005


WEAREBESTFRIENDS.....
YOULAUGH....ILAUGH
YOUCRY.....ICRY
YOUPLAY....IPLAY
YOUJUMPOFFABRIDGE.....
I'LLMISSYOU

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:12:15 2005


oncethereadognamedfireandhiownerthroughhimintheriverandthedogturnedof

Brandon Grullon, New York
Fri Apr 8 15:07:01 2005


Hubandcomehomecompletelydrunkandfallonthebedintantly.Hiwifetrietoundrehim(whylethimleepinhiclothe?)andeeauedcondomonhipeni(hewathatdrunk!).Thewifewaupet,butdidn'tgivein!Shetookthecondomoffandinertedituphianu(don'takhow!).
Nextmorning,theguydidnotayaword...Untillhegothiwilltogetherandakedhiwife:'HowdidIgethomeyeterday?'Hiwifereplie:'Well,omemenbroughtyouin,I'mnoturewhotheyare,butIdideethemacoupleoftimenearthebar...'

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