Jokes from Around the World

PERL Scripts Written by Ray Chan.

The following jokes have been submitted from people around the world who have visited LOL To Good Health. If you would like to add your own joke, please click here.

therewaakidandheneededtoknowthefirt3letteroftheabc

ohewenttohimomwhowaonthephone.hatithefirtletteroftheabc.hutup.heakedhiolderiterwhowaplayingvideogame.watithe2letteroftheabc.yababyyabecauehedidomethinggood
.thenhewenttohiyoungerbrotherwholovebatman.watithe3letterofabc.danadanadanadanadanabatman.thenhewenttohidadwhowauingthebroom.watithe4nletteroftheabc.heangaongiliveonatolletbecaueiamtheprinceofbalare.ohewwenttoclawatithe1letteroftheabchutupdouwanttogototheprincabelofficeyababyya.attheprincableoficcewhodouthinkuaredanadanadanadanabatman.wheredouliveiliveonatolletcaueiamtheprinceofbalare.

jordan t., you dont need to know that
Tue Apr 26 20:59:52 2005

thereweretooldmenand1aidamgonnaplayafootiemathnextweekdoyawanacomeandwatchmeoheaidye.thenextweekthemandiedhowaplayinfootball.thenthemanhowatillaliveheardavoiceanditaidareyatillcomintowatchmeplayfootball.

sophie, england
Tue Apr 26 14:02:59 2005

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINKY, UR MOM GOES 2 COLLEGE
Mon Apr 18 09:26:02 2005

Ifyouhadadollarforeveryonethatcalledyouuglyyouwouldbeamillionaire...

Anugly,uglymillionaire

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:26:21 2005

Thevoiceinmyheadaretellingmetoavoidyou....oImutdoobeforeigocrazy...

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:21:57 2005

SomepeoplearelikeaSlinky©...
notreallygoodforanythingbutyoutillcan'thelpbutmilewhenyoueeonetumbledownthetair.

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:20:17 2005

Holdonillbebackafterireadaignmyneighborputupyeterday.....Itay'Trepaerwillbehot.Survivorwillbehotagain!!!'Heydiduhearagunhot?OHCRUD!!!!

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:15:49 2005

WEAREBESTFRIENDS.....
YOULAUGH....ILAUGH
YOUCRY.....ICRY
YOUPLAY....IPLAY
YOUJUMPOFFABRIDGE.....
I'LLMISSYOU

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:12:15 2005

oncethereadognamedfireandhiownerthroughhimintheriverandthedogturnedof

Brandon Grullon, New York
Fri Apr 8 15:07:01 2005

Hubandcomehomecompletelydrunkandfallonthebedintantly.Hiwifetrietoundrehim(whylethimleepinhiclothe?)andeeauedcondomonhipeni(hewathatdrunk!).Thewifewaupet,butdidn'tgivein!Shetookthecondomoffandinertedituphianu(don'takhow!).
Nextmorning,theguydidnotayaword...Untillhegothiwilltogetherandakedhiwife:'HowdidIgethomeyeterday?'Hiwifereplie:'Well,omemenbroughtyouin,I'mnoturewhotheyare,butIdideethemacoupleoftimenearthebar...'

Roman, Russia
Fri Apr 8 13:42:29 2005

Whydidthecopwenttothebaeballtadium?

Becaueomeonetoledecondbae!

richard sun, China
Thu Mar 24 20:11:13 2005

Theirwerethreetomatoewalking
downthetreet.Apapatomato,A
mamatomato,andAkidtomato.The
kidtomatowawalkingreallowly
andmamaandpapatomatoewere
walkingrealfat.Papatomatoe
turnaroundandquahethekid
tomatoanday'ketchup!'

Kevin Patel, U.S.A, IL. 60008
Wed Mar 10 15:01:48 2004

Kevin Patel, U.S.A, IL. 60008
Wed Mar 10 15:01:26 2004

didyouhearofthenewchordoroypillow?

Theyarereallymakingheadline.

cheryl, spring lake, NJ
Tue Feb 24 20:29:02 2004

ItProballyNotEvenPoibleToMakeSeneOfThiSite.HowCanAnyoneEnterAGoodJokeWhenYouCantReadAnyOfThemItStupid

gab, wakeman
Tue Feb 24 19:58:31 2004

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