Jokes from Around the World

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therewaakidandheneededtoknowthefirt3letteroftheabc

ohewenttohimomwhowaonthephone.hatithefirtletteroftheabc.hutup.heakedhiolderiterwhowaplayingvideogame.watithe2letteroftheabc.yababyyabecauehedidomethinggood
.thenhewenttohiyoungerbrotherwholovebatman.watithe3letterofabc.danadanadanadanadanabatman.thenhewenttohidadwhowauingthebroom.watithe4nletteroftheabc.heangaongiliveonatolletbecaueiamtheprinceofbalare.ohewwenttoclawatithe1letteroftheabchutupdouwanttogototheprincabelofficeyababyya.attheprincableoficcewhodouthinkuaredanadanadanadanabatman.wheredouliveiliveonatolletcaueiamtheprinceofbalare.

jordan t., you dont need to know that
Tue Apr 26 20:59:52 2005

thereweretooldmenand1aidamgonnaplayafootiemathnextweekdoyawanacomeandwatchmeoheaidye.thenextweekthemandiedhowaplayinfootball.thenthemanhowatillaliveheardavoiceanditaidareyatillcomintowatchmeplayfootball.

sophie, england
Tue Apr 26 14:02:59 2005

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINKY, UR MOM GOES 2 COLLEGE
Mon Apr 18 09:26:02 2005

Ifyouhadadollarforeveryonethatcalledyouuglyyouwouldbeamillionaire...

Anugly,uglymillionaire

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:26:21 2005

Thevoiceinmyheadaretellingmetoavoidyou....oImutdoobeforeigocrazy...

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:21:57 2005

SomepeoplearelikeaSlinky©...
notreallygoodforanythingbutyoutillcan'thelpbutmilewhenyoueeonetumbledownthetair.

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:20:17 2005

Holdonillbebackafterireadaignmyneighborputupyeterday.....Itay'Trepaerwillbehot.Survivorwillbehotagain!!!'Heydiduhearagunhot?OHCRUD!!!!

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:15:49 2005

WEAREBESTFRIENDS.....
YOULAUGH....ILAUGH
YOUCRY.....ICRY
YOUPLAY....IPLAY
YOUJUMPOFFABRIDGE.....
I'LLMISSYOU

Katie P., Jacksonville, FL
Thu Apr 14 18:12:15 2005

oncethereadognamedfireandhiownerthroughhimintheriverandthedogturnedof

Brandon Grullon, New York
Fri Apr 8 15:07:01 2005

Hubandcomehomecompletelydrunkandfallonthebedintantly.Hiwifetrietoundrehim(whylethimleepinhiclothe?)andeeauedcondomonhipeni(hewathatdrunk!).Thewifewaupet,butdidn'tgivein!Shetookthecondomoffandinertedituphianu(don'takhow!).
Nextmorning,theguydidnotayaword...Untillhegothiwilltogetherandakedhiwife:'HowdidIgethomeyeterday?'Hiwifereplie:'Well,omemenbroughtyouin,I'mnoturewhotheyare,butIdideethemacoupleoftimenearthebar...'

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