Design Paradise - Kitchen Sink

Here at Design Paradise, we like to have everything. We want you to feel at home. Although our site doesn't have everything, we exclude select parts for reasons. For example, we don't have a scrolly thing on the bottom. Why? Well, imagine pointing to a link and not know where it goes. We also refused to put some java scripting to override that. If we had done that you would be here twice as long waiting for your page to load. We like fast and efficient. Ok, well you can use the sink now.

Notice the buttons don't do a thing. Why? You don't push faucets. You turn them silly! Oh well, that a HTML limitation. Shucks. Eew, you have dirty hands!

Oh well, don't forget to read the rest of the instructions. Then go ahead and apply for an account or just login. Happy Gaming!