Directions to the Bathroom:

Ok, now hold on just a little longer while we tell you how to get to the Bathroom. Wow, isn't it cool in here? And the RAIN is just wonderful! Can you wait till you go SWIMMING in the warm BEACHES next to the wide blue OCEAN! Ok, well to use the Restroom, follow our 10 easy steps.

1. Get out of your chair, leave the room.
2. When you reach the hallway, take a left
3. Oops, I mean right
4. Walk towards the pool
5. Look for the Jellybeans on the white lawn chair
6. Grab them and walk towards the guard shack
7. Trade the Jellybeans for the keys. You'll need them, trust me.
8. Walk back towards the hallway
9. Come back to this computer
10. Look to your left, there should be a door that's locked. Use the key.

Ahh! Feel better now? Wait! You weren't going to walk out of here without washing your hands, were you? You must now find the washbasin, in other words, go on a Sink Quest.

Ok now, don't forget to read the rest of the instructions. Then go ahead and apply for an account or just login. Happy Gaming!

Still here? Hmmmm. Well, while you, uh, wait, check out the reading material we so kindly have provided on the top of the toilet tank. Flip through the pages of our alt.Gallery to see the pictures that didn't quite make it to the main sections of our site. The one with the bone in her hair is Dawn.

- Team Design Paradise