Posted by Denis Borris on September 19, 2002 at 23:18:15:
In Reply to: Re: now, crossing street posted by T.Gracken on September 19, 2002 at 15:57:39:
: : : : Why did the chicken cross the street?
: : For all you Trekkers out there ~~
: : Chakotay: Whatever its reason, whatver its goals, we should respect its right
: : to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness.
: : Scotty: Because she coudna take much morrre.
: : Worf: I don't know. Klingon chickens do NOT cross roads!
: : Bones: Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
: : Tasha: That depends - was it fully functional?
: : Khan: With my last breath, I spit at the chicken...
: : Paris: Well, probably... say, that's a lovely dress you're wearing.
: : Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock!
: : Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc!
: : V'Ger: To join with its Creator.
: : Spock: Fascinating question, Captain.
: : Kes: It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors crossed roads
: : all the time. They lost those abilities because they stopped using them.
: : Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned.
: : Harry: I don't know - it's my first mission.
: : Dax: To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me. Tobin,
: : I'm sure, wouldn't have a clue. And then there's...
: : Tuvok: That's not a question we'd prefer to hear from a senior officer.
: : It makes the junior officers apprehensive.
: : Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad you puny human brain wouldn't
: : be able to comprehend the answer.
: : Uhura: Hailing frequencies open to the chicken, sir.
: : The Borg: Cross is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated.
: : Mr. Homn:
: : Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opppsite side of the
: : 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should
: : have been to traverse the distance without interception of a kind of
: : combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why
: : any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a surface
: : normally reserved for the conveyance of... yes, sir.
: Sigmund Freud: chicken envy
: Rod Serling: to get to another dimension
: James Kirk: to boldly go where no chicken has gone before
: Confucius: he who wastes time thinking of chickens soon becomes an egghead
: Tennyson: because 'tis better to have crossed and lost than never to have crossed at all
: John F. Kennedy: ask not why the chicken crossed the road, but why the road was crossed by the chicken
: T.Gracken: what road?
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