Re: now, crossing street

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: : : : Why did the chicken cross the street? : : For all you Trekkers out there ~~ : : Chakotay: Whatever its reason, whatver its goals, we should respect its right : : to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness. : : Scotty: Because she coudna take much morrre. : : Worf: I don't know. Klingon chickens do NOT cross roads! : : Bones: Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist! : : Tasha: That depends - was it fully functional? : : Khan: With my last breath, I spit at the chicken... : : Paris: Well, probably... say, that's a lovely dress you're wearing. : : Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock! : : Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc! : : V'Ger: To join with its Creator. : : Spock: Fascinating question, Captain. : : Kes: It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors crossed roads : : all the time. They lost those abilities because they stopped using them. : : Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned. : : Harry: I don't know - it's my first mission. : : Dax: To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me. Tobin, : : I'm sure, wouldn't have a clue. And then there's... : : Tuvok: That's not a question we'd prefer to hear from a senior officer. : : It makes the junior officers apprehensive. : : Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad you puny human brain wouldn't : : be able to comprehend the answer. : : Uhura: Hailing frequencies open to the chicken, sir. : : The Borg: Cross is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated. : : Mr. Homn: : : Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opppsite side of the : : 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should : : have been to traverse the distance without interception of a kind of : : combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why : : any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a surface : : normally reserved for the conveyance of... yes, sir. : Sigmund Freud: chicken envy : Rod Serling: to get to another dimension : James Kirk: to boldly go where no chicken has gone before : Confucius: he who wastes time thinking of chickens soon becomes an egghead : Tennyson: because 'tis better to have crossed and lost than never to have crossed at all : John F. Kennedy: ask not why the chicken crossed the road, but why the road was crossed by the chicken : T.Gracken: what road?

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