Re: now, crossing street

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: : : Why did the chicken cross the street? : For all you Trekkers out there ~~ : Chakotay: Whatever its reason, whatver its goals, we should respect its right : to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness. : Scotty: Because she coudna take much morrre. : Worf: I don't know. Klingon chickens do NOT cross roads! : Bones: Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist! : Tasha: That depends - was it fully functional? : Khan: With my last breath, I spit at the chicken... : Paris: Well, probably... say, that's a lovely dress you're wearing. : Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock! : Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc! : V'Ger: To join with its Creator. : Spock: Fascinating question, Captain. : Kes: It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors crossed roads : all the time. They lost those abilities because they stopped using them. : Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned. : Harry: I don't know - it's my first mission. : Dax: To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me. Tobin, : I'm sure, wouldn't have a clue. And then there's... : Tuvok: That's not a question we'd prefer to hear from a senior officer. : It makes the junior officers apprehensive. : Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad you puny human brain wouldn't : be able to comprehend the answer. : Uhura: Hailing frequencies open to the chicken, sir. : The Borg: Cross is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated. : Mr. Homn: : Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opppsite side of the : 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should : have been to traverse the distance without interception of a kind of : combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why : any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a surface : normally reserved for the conveyance of... yes, sir.

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