you missed mine: because the traffic light changed from "DON'T WALK" to "WALK"

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: : : Why did the chicken cross the street? : : Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed : : the chicken, depends on your frame of reference. : : Timothy Leary: That's the only kind of trip the Establishment allowed. : : John Locke: He was exercising his natural right to liberty. : : Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. : : Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, : : the chicken found is necessary to cross the road. : : Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. : : Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees. : : Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did he cross the road, : : but "Who was crossing the road at the same time?" : : Martin Luther King Jr.: I see a world where all chickens will be free : : to cross roads without having their motives called into question. : : Immanuel Kant: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross : : the road of his own free will. : : B. F. Skinner: Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium : : from birth, had caused it so develop in such a fashion that it would tend to : : cross roads, even while believing these to be of its own free will. : : Plato: For the greater good. : : Aristotle: To actualize its potential. : : Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death. : : Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? : : Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told. : : Buddha: The answer comes from within. : : The Bible: And God came down from the Heavens, : : and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." : : And the Chicken cross the road. : : And there was much rejoicing. : : Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. We were : : told that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. : : Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. : : Sphinx: You tell me. : : Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

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