Chemistry Jokes



Heard a good chemistry joke lately? I hope you have, so let us hear it.

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Chemisty Joke:

Name: Rust Felix
E-Mail: rust@ansel.eng.uab.edu
Joke: Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lead
Lead Who?
Open the door and LEAD me in!!!
Name: Kay Kirkpatrick
E-Mail: kaykirkpatrick@hotmail.com
Joke: Old chemists never die; they just fail to react!
Name: Giora
E-Mail: g1@hotmail.com
Joke: Hahaha, That was a really funny
joke! ^
Name: Giora
E-Mail: g1@hotmail.com
Joke: :) ----Just delete my messages
PLEASE
Name: jennifer
E-Mail: jinni712
Joke: 2 atoms were talking and 1 atom said, ''i have lost an electron"the other atom asked "are you sure ?the first atom answered "yeah,i' m positive" LOL
Name: Barry
E-Mail: Beaky1@lycos.com
Joke: whassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssup
Name: Maria
E-Mail: kingsburymaria@hotmail.com
Joke: What do you get if you combine Ba
with 2 Na?

A BaNaNa !
Name: Maria
E-Mail: kingsburymaria@hotmail.com
Joke: What does a nuclear scientist eat
for lunch?

Fision chips
Name: Asim
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Joke: you are all very very sad people!!!
Name: Daine
E-Mail: daineuk@yahoo.com
Joke: Little Billy was a chemist alas he
is no more for what he thought was
h2o was h2so4!
Name: Hardeep
E-Mail: sexy_hardeep@hotmail.com
Joke: u lot need serious help! those
jokes suck BIGTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name: David
E-Mail: david@hotmail.com
Joke: In enthropy-burgers:

-May I take your order, please?
Name: dave
E-Mail:
Joke: eh....naw
Name: dave
E-Mail:
Joke: eh....naw
Name: dave
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Joke: hey julie
Name: dave
E-Mail:
Joke: hey julie
Name: me
E-Mail:
Joke: hello "dave"
Name: dave
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Joke: good evening ladies
Name: me
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Joke: u r so sad
Name: the artist formerly known as daVE
E-Mail:
Joke: neil says hello
Name: not dave
E-Mail:
Joke: dAVE has never been so insulted in
his life, thats disgraceful
Name: me
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Joke: ok sorry we r sad 2 coz we r
writing on this!! :P
Name: SHIEM
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Joke:
Name: shiem
E-Mail: shiem@hotmail.com
Joke: There is a girl named Kemi she is
very mean and don't like people
going in her garden.
Some set of students coming back
from school decided to go and play
in Kemi's garden and one of the
kids climbed the tree in the
garden .Get of the tree another
kid said.Whose tree is it replied
the kid on the tree it is
kemi'stree said the other kids.He
came down and they all went home.
Name: Adam, will, toff
E-Mail: ustink@hotmail.com
Joke: ig and hard and is full of semen.
a submarine
Name:
E-Mail:
Joke: an atom sed hi to a potato
Name: Leong
E-Mail: keleong@hotmail.com
Joke: 1) Who has the all the solutions?
A chemist

Name: jim
E-Mail: none@none.com
Joke: What do you do when a chemist dies?

-Barium
Name: TOPE
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Joke: U GUYS R WERID DUDES
Name: samson
E-Mail: akinsusamoic@yahoo.com
Joke: toooooufr
Name: mike rochburns
E-Mail: gap@yahoo.com
Joke: what is the worst part of being
an egg ---- you only get layed
once!!!!!!!!!
Name: Mrs. Cramner
E-Mail: ilooklikeabird@hotmail.com
Joke: I have joke. So chemistry
student walks into my
classroom. He dies. I'm very
funny!
Name: katy
E-Mail: jafty_notreallygiving youmyemail@hotmail.com
Joke: i don't have one, but the other
one's are quite funny, you guys
should go pro!!! better go,
chemistry teacher's getting
suspicious...
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E-Mail:
Joke:
Name: ALDREN DYLAN LLABAN
E-Mail: WWW.Aldren_joyce@yahoo.com
Joke: Q:usually what is the color of the
atom
Name: aldren dylan llaban
E-Mail: www.Aldren_joyce@yahoo.com
Joke: Q:usually what is the color of the
atom?
A:yellowish