These quotes were taken directly from the mouth of our very own Mr. Steve in his 2nd hour Intensive Physics class. They were compiled by Renée DeBoer for your enjoyment!
"Now you're doubly hosed."
"You're either really lucky or really hosed!"
"All you are is a chunk of star that happened to get lucky!"
"The universe will eat you alive someday."
"It's all about free food."
"Let's it up and move on with our lives."
"This is a good time for an arrogant spech and some ridicule."
"Was that a good tirade? Was it good?"
"Look at me, I'm a generator!"
"Midgets are vicious."
"Gee, I want to share my electrons with you."
"Get back here before I smack you big!"
"Yeah, everyone wants to get out of this class now. That's so cool."
"Get back here so I can bite your ears off!"
"If it doesn't kill you, it'll only make you... close to death."
"Are they good kids? Compared to a stick in the eye... they're fantastic!"
"What did we do yesterday? We stood on our heads and farted the Canadian national anthem.... Ohhhhh Ca-na-da!"
"I like Simon's wagon, and I can pull Savannah in it as she's screaming and crying and then I just put a tarp over her. "
"Would you like to know how it feels to get hit by some 100 mph snot?"
"Hear the melodious tones of my voice..."
(His impersonation of his kid, Simon) "Hey! Its a tomato! Isn't that funny?!"
"I want to ruin you life this minute! I can't wait till tomorrow!"
"It's just a little plutonium."
"Now I drive around town with my wipers on just waiting to get picked up! Helloooooo officer!!"
"Mr. Clussman, you are extremely brachycephalic today. And thanks to your general American lack of knowledge, you probably took that as a compliment."
"Do you, as a human being, wish to know when you're going to die, or would you prefer it to be a random act? Because if I knew an asteroid was coming to blast me from here to kingdom come, I'd be outta here! Class dismissed! I'd be off visiting the Grand Canyon, stalking Jodi Foster!"
"Got my stick... I'm an athlete!"
"Sure, you could launch it from the moon. You could launch it from Uranus for all I care!"
"Those are the real sports-- bowling, pool, .... and lawn darts!"
"Next week, everything I wear will be an advertisement. I'm going to get me a tattoo: 'Eat at the Little Pink Restaurant'. They're paying me twelve bucks."
"In space, they can't hear your screams..."
"I'm going to buy Simon a slip 'n' slide, only I'm not going to tell him to put water on it first."
"Sometimes, I make things so easy that even I can do them!"
(concerning shot-putters on his HS team) "We always had some pretty sizable hunks of humanity on our side."
"The only faulty egg in this room is your head!"
"Just live in a hum-vee down by the river!"
"Some people's brains don't like that."
"But you have to remember that this is my best opportunity to be obnoxious and verbally abusive!"
"Deal with it or stick a pencil up your nose and end it all!"
