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'); window.parent.frames[1].document.close(); return; } phila[1] = "Art not only imitates nature, but also completes its deficiencies.

--Aristotle"; phila[2] = "To enjoy the things we ought, and to hate the things we ought, has the greatest bearing in excellence of character.

--Aristotle"; phila[3] = "The worst form of inequality is to make unequal things equal.

--Aristotle"; phila[4] = "Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.

--Aristotle"; phila[5] = "Dignity does not consist in possessing honours, but in deserving them.

--Aristotle"; phila[6] = "Humour is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour, for a subject whichwill not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

--Aristotle"; phila[7] = "All men by nature desire to know.

--Aristotle"; phila[8] = "It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.

--Aristotle"; phila[9] = "Inferiors revolt in order that they may be equal, and equals that they may be superior.

--Aristotle"; phila[10] = "Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

--Aristotle"; phila[11] = "Hey plato.. who's that hairy guy on the typewriter?"; philb[1] = "The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.

--Plato"; philb[2] = "Of all animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

--Plato"; philb[3] = "Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.

--Plato"; philb[4] = "Boys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth year, for it is wrong to add fire to fire.

--Plato"; philb[5] = "Excuse me.. Mr. Monkey? You're shedding all over my typewriter!"; philb[6] = "All learning has an emotional base.

--Plato"; philb[7] = "There are three classes of men -- lovers of wisdom, lovers of honour, lovers of gain.

--Plato"; philb[8] = "When the mind is thinking, it is talking to itself.

--Plato"; philb[9] = "The heaviest penalty for deciding to engage in politics is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

--Plato"; philb[10] = "I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.

--Plato"; philc[1] = "All monkeys by nature desire a banana."; philc[2] = "Of all animals, the monkey is the most cute.

"; philc[3] = "Dignity does not consist in wearing clothes, but in being covered in hair."; philc[4] = "I agree!"; philc[5] = "No, I didn't agree with that one, Plato."; philc[6] = "What's all this monkey business you're babbling?"; philc[7] = "The worst form of inequality is making monkeys do stupid tricks."; philc[8] = "Aristotle, you need to work on that last one... Plato that was very witty of you!"; // End -->