Cat Jokes

Here are a bunch of jokes that make me roll around on the floor and nearly make me laugh my tail off every time I read them! So read them at your own risk and enjoy!

Quiz for Humans and Cats--As the name says, visit this page to see how well you and your pet (human or cat, whichever it may be) know each other.

Rules for House Cats--Lost? Confused? Check out Kit's exclusive "Guide to Being All the Cat You Can Be".

Signs of an Internet Addict (For Cats)--Ever wonder what your cat does when you're not home? Finally, you'll be able to explain all those strange things that have been happening to your computer lately.

CAT User's Manual--Have you ever wondered what a robotic cat would be like to own and operate? Well, now is your chance to read an owner's manual on the "Cat of the Future".

Cat Heaven--A little cat joke for all of you cat lovers out there.

Cat Translation Dictionary--Have you or someone you know ever wondered what "Meow" and the many other cat words really mean? Help a cat near you and learn what we've been saying all these years!

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