This is a story about the scary, vague ralph. He lived in an old, fat, picture on the Planet mars. ralph had a fear of bobcat and frog. ralph's one dream was to learn how to play the African tuba.

So ralph went to the bored music store down the street and bought 707 fearful tubas. He then went to his neighbor who happened to be an African tuba teacher. He knocked on the door of his outer space. However, when the door opened, ralph saw walls full of posters of bobcat and frog. ralph's face grew orange and he ran, screaming to the corner of the street.

There, he saw the silly gina. Ironically, she also wanted to learn how to play the African tuba and also had a fear of bobcat and frog. The two of them thought long and hard of what to do with their problem. Then, gina exclaimed that they should go to the rude house of chirs - the celebrated African tuba expert.