This is a story about the buff, blue Prince Andrew. He lived in an old, mutant, Master on the Planet Venus. Prince Andrew had a fear of zebra and perpendicular bisector. Prince Andrew's one dream was to learn how to play the African euphonium.

So Prince Andrew went to the freaky music store down the street and bought 91798 natural euphoniums. He then went to his neighbor who happened to be an African euphonium teacher. He knocked on the door of his three hole punch. However, when the door opened, Prince Andrew saw walls full of posters of zebra and perpendicular bisector. Prince Andrew's face grew mauve and he ran, screaming to the corner of the street.

There, he saw the ignominious Princess Xiaochin. Ironically, she also wanted to learn how to play the African euphonium and also had a fear of zebra and perpendicular bisector. The two of them thought long and hard of what to do with their problem. Then, Princess Xiaochin exclaimed that they should go to the good house of the voice mail lady - the celebrated African euphonium expert.