Take this short 10-question test to see if your family is really stressed out.

Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. The cat is on Valium. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. No one has _time_ to wait for microwave TV dinners. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates. Never True Rarely True Sometimes True Always True.

"Conversations often begin with 'Put the gun down, and then we can talk'". "You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf." "Maxwell House gives you industrial rates."