Thanks to their mayor’s shrewd shopping skills, the citizens of Farbisnot all enjoyed a 5% discount on every fifth bottle of caloric. Unfortunately, however, it turned out that the caloric, if there had ever been any in the bottles, was absolutely useless when it came to keeping stuff warm. Even more unfortunately, the Farbisnoters had spent all their buffalo-dung money on the bottles of useless caloric, and so when winter really set in, they all froze to death. You did to.
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