I'm just burning inside to see you again. On the other hand, I'm still smoking on the outside too from all that combustion. I was just hanging around in a methane molecule with four hydrogens, rather single-minded chaps, when it suddenly got very hot. A rowdy bunch of oxygens floated up in pairs, and BOOM!!! HEAT. LIGHT. Before I knew it, those oxygens had conscripted my hydrogen pals and floated off as water vapor. Another two oxygens bonded with me, so now I'm a carbon dioxide molecule. Maybe later, I can get compressed into a diamond engagement ring for you. Oh well, those are the breaks.

Love,

Chris-E-poo