Famous Golf Sayings
Sayings #4

"The fine spirit of their game enlightened the golfing community of America and did much to bring the various warring factions in the States together ... "
Charles MacDonald

"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up golf balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain

"It wasn't just replacing the turf -- more like returfing the place."
Unknown - (Reasons for giving up golf!)

"I've never played a perfect 18 holes. There's no such thing."
Walter Hagen

"I expect to hit at least five bad shots a round."
Walter Hagen

"Just keep laughing and smiling."
Walter Hagen

"Never hurry, never worry and be sure to smell the flowers along the way."
Walter Hagen

"The PGA? Well, that just goes to show you that no matter how closely you try to keep in touch with what's happening in Washington, the moment you turn your back the government has created another agency."
Lord Halifax

"Not necessarily. It simply seems to require more skill than I have at the moment."
Ben Hogan

"LOST: GOLFING HUSBAND AND DOG - last seen at Ratliff Ranch Golf Links. Reward for dog."
From the classified ad section of the Midland (Texas) Reporter-Telegram

"Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.''
Bob Hope

"Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief."
From someones signature

"Golf is easy. You just swing the club and say Oh No....No!''
Someone on the Net

"Choosing a golf swing is like choosing a wife.... to each his own"
Ben Hogan

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
Dave Hill

"Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility."
Louise Suggs

"Golf is an exercise which is much used by the Gentlemen in Scotland. A large common, in which there are several little holes, is chosen for the purpose.
It is played with little leather balls stuffed with feathers, and sticks tipped with horn. He who putts with the fewest strokes gets the game...A man would
live ten years the longer for using this exercise once or twice a week."
Dr. Benjamin Rush