Famous Golf Sayings "It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so
much money, but it's nicer to win it." "If you travel first class, you think first class
and you are more likely to play first class." "It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes
on." "The players themselves can be classified into
two groups- the attractions and the entry fees." "Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the
money-winning and first in money-spending." "There are no points for style when it comes to
putting. It's getting the ball in the cup that
counts." "You've just got one problem. You stand too close
to the ball after you've hit it." "Golf is
based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven
on a par three?" "Golf is an easy game... it's just hard to
play." "The number one thing about trouble is... don't
get into more." "Mulligan: invented by a Irishman who wanted to
hit one more twenty yard grounder." "No one who ever had lessons would have a swing
like mine." "Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent
perspiration." "Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous
disease." "My best score ever was 103, but I've only been
playing 15 years." "Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for
good." "Golf is the hardest game in the world to play,
and the easiest to cheat at." "I've made a million, but I don't have a
million." "You don't know what pressure is until you've
played for five dollars a hole with only two in your
pocket." "In golf as in life, it's the follow through that
makes the difference." "Victory is everything. You can spend the money,
but you can never spend the memories." "Real golfers don't miss putts, they get
robbed." "Real golfers have two handicaps: one for
bragging and one for betting." "If you want to take long walks, take long walks.
If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a
stick. But there's no excuse for combining the two and
putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as
an insult to lawns." "Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of
office, but we are a little tired of holding the
bag." "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try
picking up the wrong golf ball." "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it,
it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf" "If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be
ineligible for any office of trust in the United
States." "Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique.
The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy,
romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie,
cussedness, and conversation. "As you walk down the fairway of life you must
smell the roses, for you only get to play one
round." "Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small
ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly
ill-designed for the purpose."
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