Famous Golf Sayings
Sayings #1

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron."
Lee Trevino

"Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well."
Unknown

"A true golfer is one who shouts 'fore', takes five and writes down three."
Unknown

"Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole."
Unknown

"Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer."
Tommy Bolt

"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears."
Bobby Jones

"I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games."
Ben Hogan

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them."
Harry Tofcano

"If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out."
Unknown

"Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?"
Ben Hogan

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."
Gary Player

"The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already."
Byron Nelson

"The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it."
Bob Allen

"The greatest liar in the world is the golfer how claims he plays the game for merely exercise."
Tommy Bolt

"Most golfers prepare for disaster. A good golfer prepares for success."
Bob Toski

"A lot of guys who have never choked, have never been in the position to do so."
Tom Watson

"I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list."
Lee Trevino

"Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes."
Dave Marr

"If you want to beat someone out on the golf course, just get him mad."
Dave Williams

"Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt."
Unknown

"If you try to fight the course, it will beat you."
Lou Graham

"Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money."
Lee Trevino