CARTOON PHYSICS ===>>>

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CARTOON LAW AMENDMENTS =>>>

A.

A sharp object will always propel a character upward

[[When poked with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.]]

B.

The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.

[[Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking.]]

C.

Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries.

[[They merely turn characters temporarily black and smokey.]]

 

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