Life
at my age
Why is the snow white?
God forgot to use colors on his printer..
God dropped his beard that fallen on Earth.
When God made a cake he dropped flour on the floor.
So children won’t get dirty on their hands when they play with it.
Painters dropped white paint on it.
So that Winter Fairy(that is white, as you well know) can hide herself of those who don’t like her, cause she’s cold.
She fainted.
This way we can make snow angels.
Mother washed it very, very well.
Why do people smile?
They had a glass of ,,SMILE” sparkling water.
They cannot fiind the STOP button.
To avoid getting old.
To go to heaven.
They want to look like a chameleon with something stuck in his teeth.
They took the wrong medication and they suffer of SMILE disease.
Beacause they think life is a joke.
- Why do people sing?
- They have swallen an Mp3 player.
They believe they are the new Elvis Presley.
To avoid alliens comming and taking over Earth.
To make life more beautiful.
They are having a contest with the singing birds.
Why are grandparents old?
To make all the stories they tell to their grandchildren easier to believe.
They have eatten an apple from the apple tree that is into the OLD AGE GARDEN…
It’s not true they aren’t old…they just have grey hair (merit of the grandchildren, of course)
This way they can retire and spend all their free time spoiling the grandchildren.
A naughty boy draw on their faces and put graffitty paint into his hair.
Why do children play?
Their are under the spell of Children’s Good Genius .
So they won’t annoy their parents all the time with questions.
They don’t want to loose their time with unimportant things.
Why do people laugh?…to make life EVEN more beautiful