The Story Behind Joe

 " Hi! As you may know already, I'm Joe. I'm now going to tell you about how I got stuck in this jungle. It all began when I went to my doctor to check out this burn I got from my TV show 'Science With Joe'. He said 'Joe, your overworked. You should take a vacation somewhere, maybe to the Bahamas. Don't do any killer shows (literally) while your there. You should stay, oh, maybe a week or two over there.'

       " So I went to the Airport and reserved a seat for me to go to the Bahamas. It was sooooo loud in there! I went to the person to see which gate I was in and the person said, or so I thought, N6. I went to the gate and got there just in time to board the plane. I made my way to 'my' seat, and when I got there, there was a coat in 'my' seat. I thought, oh, maybe it belonged to the dude who sat there last. When I went to put my carry-on bag above the seat, there was already a bag there. I figured that I must have also belonged to the dude that sat in 'my' seat last. I moved the coat to the next seat over when this dude came over and said 'Why y'all sittin' in me seat?' I figured that I was meant to sit in the next seat over.

     (This is close to what the dude looks like)

       " As the airplane started to move, I became bored and fell asleep. When I woke up about an hour later, I asked the dude next to me what he was doing in the Bahamas. The dude said ' Firstly, it's none of your beeswax, 'dude'! Secondly, I hope you know I am getting very annoyed by you because the whole time you were asleep, you were snoring as loud as you could right into my ear and drooled all over my new coat!! AND THIRDLY, (now he was really yelling at me, if you hadn't noticed)  THIS ISN'T EVEN THE PLANE TO THE BAHAMAS!!!!!'

        " That last sentence rang in my ears for about five minutes. Then I slowly got up and started running around and yelling at the top of my lungs 'AAAHHHH-HHHHHH'. The next thing I know, I am given a parachute and thrown out of the window by the dude (who is apparently very strong) that thought I was annoying (yeah right).