Creamed Corn Caper

BREAKING NEWS AT THE CREAMED CORN RESTAURANT!!!

Saturday’s hot and musky night brought a murder to the town of Solvemee. The murder took place at the Creamed Corn Restaurant in Downtown Solvemee at precisely 7:30p.m. Elvis Star was performing his new hit, “You Ain’t Nottin’ But A Bulldog”. The first person to realize that Iam Dead had been murdered was Cindy Rella. She realized it when she glanced over at Amy Apple, a teacher at Solvemee Community College and thought she saw her putting something in her purse.  She also saw Iam Dead covered in ruby red blood. As soon as Cindy Rella saw this she quickly dialed 911. As soon as the cops got there they covered the body and rushed everyone out of the Creamed Corn Restaurant. This is all we have been informed of, but as soon as we identify more, we will update you as soon as possible.