Our Original Myth

Garfield, God of the Cats

by Mason

The great god of cats, Garfield, had many children and he despised every one of them ever since the day they were born.  He decided that he would trick the great and persuasive god Oprah.  Oprah was the great god of talking.  Garfield was the god of pretty kitties.  Garfield went to to Oprah.   He said that he would send a very, very pretty kitty to every person so the very, very pretty kitty would be the only thing they would talk about forever.  Oprah could not stand that so she said she would do anything for him not to.  Garfield said that he would bring his children by tomorrow and she would keep them for five years.  For the first year she could not stand a single thing they did. Then she had a marvelous idea that she would teach them to talk even more than her because she knew that Garfield HATED talking.  When the years were up she gave them back and they are still yapping today!