Koala vs. KookaburraKookaburra: “Don’t you just think of this tree as the greatest home?” Koala: “Actually, my home is better. The leaves are a lot softer.” Kookaburra: “Yeah, but my home lets me swoop down on lizards because it has more leaves.” Koala: “NO! And by the way you are really starting to get on my nerves. I mean, I have to sit here literally stuffing my face with leaves just to keep my blood sugar up!” Kookaburra: “Oh, don’t be that way.” Koala: “Now listen, I will report you if you don’t leave me alone, and another thing, the authorities won’t take kindly to annoyances like you.” Kookaburra: “Well, why don’t you…” Koala: “Zzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzz…” Kookaburra: “Oh! Oh now that’s just perfect!”
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