Easter Bunny vs. Easter Bilby

Easter Bilby: “This is my land and the Easter Bunny is not as popular here.”

Easter Bunny: “But people still like me here don’t they?”

Easter Bilby: “Well… yes, I suppose… they aren’t used to the idea of a bilby instead of a rabbit.”

Easter Bunny: “BUNNY! It’s BUNNY! You don’t see people going around calling me the Easter Rabbit now, do you?”

Easter Bilby: “Actually, once I did hear… NO! I mustn’t change the subject. I think that I am better than you.”

Easter Bunny: “People think that I’m the cutest thing since Punch and Judi, so I can’t be that bad.”

Easter Bilby: “Yeah?”

Easter Bunny: “Yeah!”

Easter Bilby: “Well I am cute too, you can’t do anything about it.”

Easter Bunny: “That’s it, this means war!”