Welcome to Taking a Spin on Shakespeare. Now’s a good time to check your ticket. If you think you’re about to see a Shakespearean production, you’re in the wrong place. We were going to perform Hamlet, but we lost the script weeks ago and ran out of time to produce it. After all, Hamlet is almost 4,000 lines, and takes over three hours to perform and about 200 hours to rehearse. Since we didn’t have that kind of time anyway, and we were sure you wouldn’t want to sit through all that stuff, we’ve scrambled our own website for you. Now, some of what you’re going to read will sound a lot like major portions of Hamlet and minor portions of Much Ado About Nothing. It’s kind of a literary, Shakespearean omelet. Even though the website has some portions that aren’t straight Shakespeare, it does have a lot of words. Don’t pay any attention to them, cause they really don’t make much sense. One more thing, you might want to clap a lot and fake some laughter, cause that just makes everybody feel swell, and sometimes it even makes the web-site makers think they’re doing a bang-up job.