Arizona

  In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.

  In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.

  In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.

  In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

New Mexico

  In Raton, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.

  The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned in Carlsbad.

wearing a hat to a party where dancing is taking place.

  It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

  It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant.

Oklahoma

  People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

  In Schuster, it is illegal for a woman to gamble while wearing a towel.

Texas

  It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

  A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be committed.

   It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

  In El Paso, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to have spittoons on hand.

  In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

  The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.