Connecticut

  In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.

  It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

  In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 mph, even when going to a fire.

  In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday.

Maine

  In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.

  The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.

  It Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.

  In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.

Massachusetts

  In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping nude in the rented rooms.

  It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.

  Dueling with water pistols is illegal.

  In Boston, it is illegal for someone to take a bath unless ordered by a physician.

  In 1659, Christmas was outlawed.

New Hampshire

  It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

  It is illegal to check into a hotel with an assumed name.

Rhode Island

  In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

  It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

  In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sundown.

Vermont

  Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

  It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

  It is illegal to whistle underwater.