Delaware

  In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are form-fitting around the waist.

  It is illegal to fly over a body of water unless sufficient supplies of food and water are on board.

Maryland

  In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.

  Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offence.

  In Hale Thorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.

  It's illegal to mistreat oysters.

  It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.

New Jersey

  It is against the law to frown at a police officer.

  In Neward, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his/her doctor.

 It is illegal to slurp soup.

  In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.

New York

  In New York City, it is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."

  In New York City, it is illegal for a man to ogle a lady. The accused are forced to wear horse-blinders.

  Also in New York City, it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand.

Pennsylvania

  Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear to be skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bush.