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WE SAID DON'T PRESS!!!
NOW THE ANCIENT CURSE OF THE LOGIC LAND SHALL DECEND UPON YOU!!!
Not Really.
1. Bob Bobhason: Commissioner of Truth and Justice, "John Doe Stinks!"
2. Freddy Joe: Evil Dictator of the Universe, "Don't Vote Bob!"
3. Tom Jones: Person that Exists, "Tom is Cool!"
4. Fred Smith: Lowly Bug "Freddy Joe is Evil!"
5. John Doe: President of Anyone Who Is A Lowly Bug, "Why Vote Smith: The Evil Monster Of Fred?"