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Once upon a time, there was a Canadian biped hunter out hunting with his dog, near a prodigious river. He had been having a rough time catching game. This is because he was in New York City. Suddenly, his dog heard a stick crack. The dog took off. When the hunter finally caught up with his dog, out of breath he could clearly see what had made the stick crack. The dog had a pigeon stuck in its incisors. All this clamoring had attracted a lot of attention to the hunter and dog. A vexed blue bird up above in a near by limb started to make an acute clamoring. Hunting was starting to get tedious for the pigeon was the only pray he had gotten all day. Plus he was very vexed because the blue bird would not stop its acute clamoring. The dog’s exquisite fur started to stand up on the back of its neck. It was manifest the dog had the scent of a very large animal. The large animal was a badger. The badger was coming right towards the dog and hunter. The blue bird had no mercy and wouldn’t stop clamoring. Its loudness and pitch was starting to make the badger linger the other way. The hunter could not afford to lose anymore pray. He shot the clamoring blue bird and that was manifestly a signal to the dog to go after the badger. In doing so the dog knocked the hunter’s feet out from under him causing the hunter to fall in the prodigious river. While the hunter was being swept to the abyss of the river his dog was chasing after the badger. When the hunter woke up apprehension had gotten the best of him. He was at the shallow end of the river. He was very perplexed for he did not know what had happened and where he was. A fisherman was walking placidly along the river bank when he spotted the hunter. He helped the hunter up and tended to his wounds. He was a very sagacious man. Ounce the hunter’s wounds were tended to the fisherman got up, smiled sweetly and left. The hunter eventually found his way home and chose a different hobby instead of hunting.