Acronyms
(adapted from emansworld.com)
- BMW = Bought My Wife
- BUICK = Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
- DODGE = Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
- FIAT = Fix It Again Tony
- FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
- HONDA = Had Once Never Do Again
- LOTUS = Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
- MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
- OLDSMOBILE = Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
- PINTO = Please Insert Nickel To Operate
- VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW = Virtually Worthless
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