Acronyms
(adapted from emansworld.com)

• BMW = Bought My Wife
• BUICK = Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
• CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
• DODGE = Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
• FIAT = Fix It Again Tony
• FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
• HONDA = Had Once Never Do Again
• LOTUS = Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
• MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
• OLDSMOBILE = Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
• PINTO = Please Insert Nickel To Operate
• VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• VW = Virtually Worthless
  

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